10 signs you play GBA too much

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10 )Whenever someone breathes in sharply to sneeze or yawn you hide under the nearest coffe table and scream. NOOOOOOOOO! Dont eat me! You cant have my secret powers!

9 ) Whenever you have a argument with someone you try to win by jumping on thier head

8 ) You are often see talking to musrooms and other inatiment objects.

7 ) Whenever you walk you take 4 steps then preform an action then wait for your next turn

6 ) You often walk into homes of complete strangers and talk to them in hope that they give you new items

5 ) When you visit the supermarket you get excited because you know eating 100 bananas gives you an extra life.

4 ) You dont use the breaks when you drive because you know that hitting pedestrians gives you extra points

3 ) You try to grab fruit with your tongue and swallow it whole

2 ) You can lay eggs

1 ) Every so often a monster of some description kiddnaps the one you love while you helplessly stand around listening to there (evil) plans. Then after they have left vow revenge and head off on an insanely long quest to defeat the bad guy and rescue your loved one (who is probably a princess) AND save the universe in the progress.

10 signs that prove that you are a Video Game Hero.

1. You have pointy ears and a creepy symbol on your hand.

2. You kill random things like rats so you can loot them because they randomly drop items like Fire rings.

3.You have blue hair an can run at the speed of light.

4. You have Chakra.

5. You are the son of the king of A galactic empire but you have Amnesia.

6.You have a weird name.

7.You have the most crazy hair the world has ever seen.

8.You throw Phoenix feathers over dead people.

9. If you chuck bottles of oddly colored substances for no adequetly expored reason.

10.You are me.

5 signs you have played Zelda too much

1. You look at a coke bottle and ask what kind of potion it is.
2. You keep on talking to people and are surprised when they smack you
3. You buy a red tunic and jump into a valcono
4. You are surprised that there are so many faries around but they are really fire flys
5. You hum the song of storms and it starts to rain
6. You throw carrots at horses
7. You ask many boys if they are girls
8. You name your kid Zelda even though it is a boy
9. You get plastic surgery to look like link
10. You make a list of signs that you play too much zelda

You are not an anime hero. You have no chakra. You are not the son of the King of an entergalactic empire. You will not marry a prince or princess. You cannot transform into a Demon wolf at will. You cannot change trash to trees. You do not have an X shaped scar on your right cheeck. You are not an Anime hero. Because I am.

Ten Signs You've Played Animal Crossing Too Much

10. You shake trees, and expect furniture, money, or bees to fall out.
9. You try to carry a sofa, a table, a TV, and a desk in your pocket, and still expect to walk around.
8. You are constantly smiling.
7. You try pulling on furniture to make it move.
6. You dig up a fossil.
5. On Saturdays, you go to the museum to listen to music.
4. When the doorbell rings, you get excited because you're getting money.
3. All you eat is fruit.
2. You try to shoot things out of the sky.
1. You talk to animals, expecting them to talk back.

Jason:6 signs your a idiot
1.you offten walk into things
2.you can't say much
3.you don't know what 1+1 is
4.people always call you a moron or Idiot
5.your Face is messed up
6.you can't walk right

10 Signs you play Mario too much

10. You throw your soda down on the floor, hoping a door pops up.
9. You throw a turnip at the school bully, hoping he'd fall over.
8. You try to turn paper to squeeze through the door.
7. When you get in a fight, you declair BRAWL!
6. Your other car is a Mario Cart.
4. You call your girlfriend Princess _____ (or boyfriend _____ the plumber)
3. You call your little sibling a goomba.
2. You were too busy playing Mario on your gameboy to notice #2 was missing.
1. You are now laughing at yourself and will admit it.

Good tips!

Sarcastic

Rachel: Fail.

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